L. Austin

L. is 91 years old. L. is located in London at The Drop Off.

L. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

A Restaurant, A Knife and My Wife

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Song Details

A Restaurant, A Knife and My Wife is Singalong music in tempo Moderato. The music is mind melting and the lyrics are mind melting. The song was written 3/24/2013 by L. Austin. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 89
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Reggae
Owner: The Sprinkles
First Revealed: 6/13/2013

Dominant Instruments

Acoustic Guitar
Lead Vocals

Special Lyrics

A simple date
It should have been great
What I hadn’t planned
Was for my wife’s hand
Sweeping her knife off her plate

With laughing eyes
To my surprise
She went under the table
And then she was able
To get in between my thighs

I should have known
And I definitely condone
The act of my wife
As she looked for her knife
And I was then God Smackingly blown

With a waiter at work
I sounded a jerk
Cos’ as the slurping got louder
I ordered the chowder
Then she came back up with a smirk

So we ordered to go
For our own private show
All because of that knife
The lust of my wife
And that’s all you need to know!