I. Parsons

I. is 120 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Gold Wedding Anniversary
10		 187353
5/16/2024
1315

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183806
12/20/2023
5668

Perfect Playlist
10		 183804
12/20/2023
5507

Played the game 16 years!
10		 173161
10/3/2022
1093

Ready Player One
10		 170363
6/8/2022
13861

Silver Wedding Anniversary
10		 161817
6/17/2021
7382

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
25053

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
40430

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
64301

Picked the Festival Winner!
30		 158997
2/19/2021
5203

Spirit of Christmas II
10		 157531
12/20/2020
3561

Composed 25 hits!
40		 157524
12/20/2020
4781

Performed 3000 Shows
100		 155933
10/15/2020
2850

Played the game 14 years!
10		 155640
10/3/2020
3774

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 153222
6/24/2020
20183

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 150540
3/4/2020
15525

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 150062
2/13/2020
16682

Cured 100 patients
30		 148776
12/22/2019
5801

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 148597
12/14/2019
2165

420 Superfriendly
10		 148555
12/12/2019
10462

Developer's Gear of Gratitude
30		 148232
11/29/2019
74

First photograph published.
10		 147143
10/14/2019
14951

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
14504

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 145715
8/16/2019
9962

High Maintenance
10		 145529
8/8/2019
1911

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 144936
7/15/2019
6967

The Hoff
10		 144572
6/29/2019
28362

High as a Kite
10		 144335
6/19/2019
10955

High Times
10		 144311
6/18/2019
33115

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 144217
6/15/2019
12680

Kill the Kraken!
10		 142988
4/24/2019
12534

Mastered my first trick!
10		 142747
4/14/2019
24670

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142647
4/10/2019
38924

Participated in 25 activities
20		 141975
3/13/2019
38914

Played the game 12 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
7510

Played the game 10 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
12613

Played the game 8 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
19799

Played the game 6 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
29368

Played the game 4 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
42891

Played the game 2 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
65938

Played the game 1 year
10		 139331
11/23/2018
83320

Played the game 1 month
10		 139331
11/23/2018
129476

Played the game 1 week
10		 139331
11/23/2018
141697

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 136553
7/30/2018
26898

Participated in 5 activities
10		 136548
7/30/2018
66414

Three correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 131991
1/21/2018
22162

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
19774

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
32626

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
79174

Threw my first release party
10		 129189
9/26/2017
33294

As seen on The Late Show
10		 128778
9/9/2017
38450

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128568
9/1/2017
16931

Played the city lottery
10		 128338
8/22/2017
69815

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127417
7/15/2017
19992

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127307
7/10/2017
22446

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126817
6/20/2017
56749

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 124221
3/3/2017
5998

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 123263
1/22/2017
34903

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122175
12/8/2016
12364

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121894
11/26/2016
59405

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 118579
7/11/2016
40490

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 118373
7/3/2016
43936

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 118045
6/19/2016
42538

As seen on Music Television
10		 117978
6/16/2016
42863

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 117892
6/13/2016
40497

Crashed a release party
10		 116918
5/3/2016
38274

The Blizzard of 85
10		 113609
12/17/2015
15025

Attended a release party
10		 111381
9/15/2015
40256

Performed 1000 shows
100		 101463
7/29/2014
13184

Performed 500 Shows
50		 101463
7/29/2014
21577

Performed 100 shows
20		 101463
7/29/2014
45209

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 101463
7/29/2014
16914

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 101463
7/29/2014
28172

Collected my first autograph
10		 101293
7/22/2014
29070

Knowledge is Power
20		 100863
7/4/2014
70225

Perfect Production
20		 100439
6/16/2014
14843

Produced my First Track
10		 100439
6/16/2014
55613

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 99111
4/22/2014
129988

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
21290

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
17043

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
22045

Song Writing 101
10		 91429
6/6/2013
78814

Visited Antenora
30		 89349
3/11/2013
25860

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 85340
9/25/2012
13948

Garage Band
10		 81646
4/24/2012
92129

Completed my first guide
10		 81381
4/13/2012
227129

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 79979
2/15/2012
47219

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 79955
2/14/2012
19076

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 77525
11/5/2011
32479

Killed 500 zombies
20		 77267
10/25/2011
24645

Performed before 10000 people
30		 75891
8/29/2011
46479

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 73367
5/15/2011
24980

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 73361
5/15/2011
53771

Joined a Social Club
10		 66133
7/18/2010
136738

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 64148
4/26/2010
11854

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 64147
4/26/2010
35165

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 62775
2/28/2010
112021

Faced my Fears
10		 58722
9/12/2009
40207

Killed 100 zombies
15		 58651
9/9/2009
39768

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 58132
8/19/2009
34794

Crossed the Desert
20		 57384
7/19/2009
43414

Climbed the Mountain
10		 56054
5/24/2009
47443

Walked Through the Forest
15		 54712
3/29/2009
95301

Became a parent for the first time
20		 54224
3/9/2009
96650

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 52642
1/2/2009
247962

Got married!
20		 52529
12/28/2008
74220

Killed my first zombie
10		 50384
9/30/2008
68611

Cured my first patient
10		 48948
8/1/2008
37862

Became VIP
10		 48880
7/29/2008
179450

Joined the mile high club
20		 48327
7/6/2008
44314

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 47108
5/16/2008
115799

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 45884
3/26/2008
65969

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 44768
2/9/2008
482759

Completed a World Tour
20		 41906
10/13/2007
92956

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough
10		 41874
10/11/2007
8003

I support the game!
10		 40906
9/1/2007
19430

Released my first album
20		 40847
8/29/2007
160597

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 40371
8/10/2007
148232

Performed my first decent concert
10		 39332
6/27/2007
148414

Celebrated New Year
10		 38961
6/12/2007
488066

Started a company for the first time.
10		 38839
6/7/2007
27202

Celebrated Halloween
10		 38769
6/4/2007
543629

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 36972
3/21/2007
191279

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 35827
2/1/2007
229590

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 35004
12/29/2006
293137

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 33998
11/17/2006
1011171

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 33981
11/16/2006
308142

Released my first single
10		 33945
11/15/2006
278994

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 33809
11/9/2006
625069

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1017793

Performed my first concert
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1219279